38. GO TO MILAN TO SEE AC MILAN
39. GO TO BARCELONA TO SEE FC BARCELONA
40. BUY A CHRISTMAS/BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR A SIGNIFICANT OTHER
TODAY'S WORD OF THE DAY IS CHINCY - THIS WORD IS APPARENTLY SLANG. IT MEANS CHEAP OR LOW QUALITY. I USE IT OFTEN, WHEN ONE OF FAVORITE TERMS, PIECE OF SHIT, IS SHALL WE SAY, NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT.
LIKE, THAT HAMBURGER LOOKS MIGHTY CHINCY. OR, THAT BITCH IS CHINCY CLYDE. OR, THAT'S A CHINCY WAY OF TELLING SO AND SO SUCH AND SUCH.
THIS WAS A LONG WEEK AT WORK. OUR CUSTOMER TRAINING SESSION WENT FABULOUSLY, BUT DRINKING MILLER LITES ALL NIGHT AND DANCING MAKES ME FEEL CHINCY. LIKE TOBY KEITH SAYS, I AINT AS GOOD NOW I WAS ONCE WAS, BUT I'M AS GOOD ONCE AS I EVER WAS ! OLE CLYDE WAS BACK IN FORM THIS WEEK !
HOWEVER, IT IS AMAZING HOW CHINCY PEOPLE CAN BE WHEN YOU REALLY START TO OPEN YOUR EYES ! WOW !
THE OLDER WOMEN AT WORK MAKE ME FEEL AS IF WHAT I WANTED MY WHOLE LIFE IS NOT ATTAINABLE. SOMETIMES I BELIEVE THEM. THIS WORLD IS SO FAST PACED AND SELFISH THESE DAYS, IT IS AMAZING ! BUT, I STRONGLY BELIEVE I WILL COMPLETE MY BAIT BUCKET LIST BECAUSE I DESERVE IT AND WILL NOT GIVE UP. YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE STARTS WITH GUESS WHO, YOU. IF YOU EXUDE POSITIVENESS, YOU WILL RECEIVE POSITIVENESS IN RETURN. IF YOU WAKE UP HATING THE DAY AND THOSE AROUND YOU, YOU WILL RECEIVE A BIG ICE CHEST OF HATE. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR HATE IN MY ICE CHEST.
TONIGHT FINDS ME REFLECTING ON MY LIFE, AND THE LIVES OF THOSE AROUND ME.
MY BROTHER AND I WILL REFLECT WHILE SHARING A BOTTLE OF TOP SHELF WHISKEY ! THEN WE WILL GO GET CULTURED TOMORROW AT A JAPANESE FESTIVAL. THEN WE WILL ENJOY MORE WHISKEY AND WATCH LSU KICK THE PISS OUT OF OUR CHINCY FOOTBALL TEAM. I CAN PROMISE YOU ONE THING CLYDES AND CLYDINES, OUR DINNER WONT BE CHINCY. SUNDAY MORNING WILL FIND ME AT MY FIRST GOLF LESSON ! AFTER THE WAY I PLAYED YESTERDAY, I REALLY NEED IT. I CAN'T WAIT ! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND TAKE SOME SORT OF LESSON TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE. I WILL DO GOLF FOR NOW, AND THEN DANCING. I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO CHA CHA AND CUPID SHUFFLE FOR OUR UPCOMING CHRISTMAS PARTY AND THE NEREIDS' BALL. I WANT TO DANCE THE DRAWS OFF OF MY DATE ! IF SHE WEARS ANY ! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FRIENDS ! I KNOW I WILL !
1 comment:
OMG!!!!!!! Can you say"This is why Mama's pray all the time for their children?" It sounds like you have hit the whiskey before your brother even got there. You know that redmen CAN'T drink fire water and it makes YOU crazy!!!! Please be careful.... Have a great time tomorrow and "Can you say, what time is Mass, even if I'm late on Sunday?" Let me hear from y'all... Love ya, Mom
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