NEW TO THE BLOG.....
MARDI GRAS COUNTDOWN = 153 DAYS
FOR YOU CHRISTMAS TYPES = 92 DAYS
TONIGHT FINDS ME LISTENING TO BENNY GRUNCH AFTER HAVING A FEW COOL POPS(MILLER LITE OF COURSE) AND A NICE DINNER AT A JAPANESE RESTAURANT. IT GOT ME THINKING........
37. ATTEND SUSHI SCHOOL
WHAT IS SUSHI, AND WHY WOULD WE WANT TO EAT IT ?
I MEAN, IT'S MEANT TO BE RAW FISH. A LUNCH LAST WEEK GOT ME THINKING ABOUT THIS AS WELL. FOR US GEN X'S AND YOU GEN Y'S, IT'S ALL THE RAVE !
SUSHI IS GOOD, HEALTHY, AND SEXY, BUT IT IS RAW FISH.
SOME DEFINITIONS
SUSHI ACTUALLY MEANS SOUR
SASHIMI IS JUST A SLICE OF RAW FISH
NIGIRI SUSHI IS SASHIMI ON TOP OF RICE
THE RICE IS A SHORT-GRAIN JAPANESE VERSION
NORI IS THE SEAWEED USED TO WRAP THE "SUSHI"
THE COOKED VERSIONS ARE PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO GET THOSE DISINCLINED TO CONSUME RAW FISH TO FEEL WELCOME.
WHAT CREATIVE NAMES ? DYNAMITE, CALIFORNIA, KAMIKAZE, SPICY TUNA, CATERPILLAR, CRAZY HORSE, CRAZY MONKEY, LION KING, RAINBOW, ETC...
WHO WOULDN'T WANT OF PIECE OF THIS ?
PERFECT DATE FOOD? NOT TOO FANCY, BUT QUIET, VERY HANDSY, YOU CAN SHARE?
BUT IF YOU GET A BAD BATCH, OH BOY ! GOOD NIGHT LOVE !
YOU CAN EAT ALOT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY. IT'S ONLY RICE AND RAW FISH RIGHT?
THAT IS IF YOU SKIP THE 6 SAPPOROS AND FRIED ICE CREAM COVERED IN CHOCOLATE. WHATEVER !
PLUS THESE PLACES ARE FILLED WITH PEOPLE JUST LIKE ME. AND USUALLY, SOME ATTRACTIVE LADIES CAN BE FOUND "TROLLING".
I PERSONALLY THINK ALMOST EVERYONE SHOULD TRY IT. BUT I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD TRY ALMOST ANYTHING ONCE.
SO, FIND A GOOD SUSHI MART NEAR YOU, AND GIVE IT A SHOT.
I WONDER HOW LONG BEFORE MCDONALD'S INTRODUCES A MCSUSHI? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT EDAMAME ?
TRUST ME, IT'S COMING.
OTHER CULINARY TRENDS TO KEEP AN EYE ON....
TAPAS
DIM SUM (NOT LIKE BUBBA SAYS....DIM SUM TIGHT JEANS ON THAT GIRL OVER YONDER)
EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS.....KIND OF LIKE EDIBLE UNDERWEAR, BUT SHALL WE SAY, A LITTLE MORE FORMAL
2 comments:
Tee Ree Eats Sushi for dinner while Herbie Dudu prefers it for lunch! Let's make no assumptions!
My old teacher back at the slaw, Brother Albert said often: When you assume you make an ass of you and me! Albert was wrong! When I assume it's usually just me that is the ass! That is why my comment from yesterday's blog has been removed!
On to the business at hand....
Friend Relford you prove in you blog that you are smart, observant and on que! From life vests on Golf balls in the water, the sainthood process of our most Holy Catholic Church (I would be Saint Herbie Dudu of BSL patron Saint of cocktails and red bean cooking!), to oriental finger food your blog is all "top shelf" stuff!
I enjoy reading it daily and will continue to seek your wisdom. You are wise beyond your years!
I'll give you some suggestions for topics in case you every see the occionsial writers dry spot: Dateing- when the bitch just won't act right!, my beans stuck to the bottom of the pot again!, It's Mardi Gras time- a tribute to the local greats, Gumbo- a great big pot of lovin' and last but not least is Why can't we win at State regardless of the team talent and coach?
The last suggestion is a source of great trouble to me. Sly was supposed to win this year and frankly It's giving me heartburn! It is enough to ruin the taste of a delicious jambalya or an oh so cold beer! This week will prove a blood bath in Tiga town and frankly I wish it wasn't on tv!
Keep em comming Tee and we'll keep reading! So Far A+, topshelf, and all that Jazz! Thank God for you and I am Herbie Dudu!
you know you're a redneck when you use the phrase...dim sum tight jeans...in your blog.
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