WOULD YOU USE A WHITE GOLF BALL TO PLAY IN THE SNOW?

34. SEE HERBERT BE KING OF CARNIVAL. YOU GO L

35. RIDE IN ENDYMION OR BACCHUS

I PLAYED GOLF THIS MORNING .....

GOLF IS FUN, AND CHALLENGING, BUT IS IT AS GREAT AS WE MAKE IT SEEM?

I NEVER HAD ANYTHING AGAINST GOLF, BUT DID NOT THINK THAT I COULD BE AN AVID GOLFER. SINCE I MOVED TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, I REALIZED THAT IF I WANT TO GET OUTSIDE, GOLF WILL BE MY ONLY OPTION. THE FISHING UP HERE IN THE TUNDRA IS NOT SO GOOD : ( 

SO I, TOMMY RUTHERFORD, WILL MAKE A CONSCIENTIOUS EFFORT TO GET GOOD AT GOLF. IT IS A FUN GAME, AND CAN BE ENJOYED BY ANYONE WITH ARMS. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ARMS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU ?

THIS BRINGS ME TO THE QUESTION ABOVE....

WOULD YOU USE WHITE GOLF BALL TO PLAY IN THE SNOW?

WHY ARE GOLF BALLS WHITE? AFTER EXTENSIVE RESEARCH, I HAVE FOUND THAT THEY ARE WHITE BECAUSE WHITE IS EASY TO SEE. I HAVE SEEN OTHER COLORS, BUT NONE ARE AS GOOD AS WHITE. CHARTREUSE AND YELLOW HAVE A CHEAP, RANGE-BALL CONNOTATION. GREEN IS OBVIOUSLY OUT. RED. NOPE. GIRLS' TEES. PINK. GIRLY. BLUE. BESIDES THE OBVIOUS SEX RELATED JOKE YOU COULD INSERT HERE, REMINDS ME OF WATER, WHICH IS WHERE I USUALLY WIND UP. SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A GOLF BALL THAT FLOATS, OR HAVE A LITTLE GOLF BALL LIFE VEST THAT ACTIVATES IN THE WATER. GOOD IDEA. NO? ORANGE MIGHT BE OK, BUT WOULD HAVE A HUNTING STIGMA ATTACHED. IT WOULD KEEP ALL THE OTHER BALLS AWAY. BLACK. C'MON. HOW DEPRESSING? PURPLE. IT IS THE CHINESE COLOR FOR GOOD LUCK. BUT IT WOULD MATCH TOO MANY OF THE SHIRTS. BROWN. UGH !

OK. SO I HAVE COVERED MOST OF THE BASIC COLORS. I JUST HOPE THAT WHEN I PLAY GOLF IN ALASKA, IN DECEMBER, THEY HAVE A COLOR OTHER THAN WHITE.

IN CAPITULATION, DO LIKE I DID RECENTLY, AND INTRODUCE SOMEONE TO THE GAME OF GOLF. IT IS A GREAT WAY TO GET TO KNOW THEM. 

HIT EM' LONG AND STRAIGHT.

TEE REE