MARDI GRAS COUNTDOWN = 141 DAYS
WORD OF THE DAY - Ghee is a clarified butter without any solid milk particles or water. Ghee is used in India and throughout the South Asia in daily cooking. A good quality ghee adds a great aroma, flavor and taste to the food.
LATE THIS PAST WEEK WENT VERY WELL, BUT DID NOT LEAVE ME WITH MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. THIS WEEKEND WAS MUCH DIFFERENT. IT WAS A BIG BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. 2 PARTIES ON ONE DAY ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY AND LANDON ! BOTH PARTIES WENT FANTASTICALLY, WITH NO INJURIES, AND FOUND ME, AND A FEW OTHERS MAYBE JUST LITTLE TOO OLD, JUMPING IN A DINOSAUR SHAPED MOON BOUNCE. MAYBE I AM INJURED. WHEN THE SORENESS GOES AWAY, AND THE SWELLING GOES DOWN, I WILL LET YOU KNOW. AND YES, THERE ARE PICTURES OF ME BOUNCING MY, AND EVERYONE ELSES ASSES OFF. WHEN YOU CONTROL GRAVITY AS WELL AS I DO, IT IS EASY TO BOUNCE THOSE LITTLE SANDWICHES AROUND ! HD, WE ARE NOT OVERWEIGHT, WE UNDERSTAND GRAVITY. WHEN THE WORLD STARTS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL, WE WILL BE THE LAST ONES TO BE THROWN OFF. ANOTHER PLATE OF SPAGHETTI PLEASE, HUN.
BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE SO MUCH FUN. IT IS ASHAME WHEN WE GET OLDER, THAT WE LET PETTY THINGS GET IN THE WAY OF OUR GOOD TIMES. CHILDREN ARE EASILY SURPRISED TOO. UNLIKE SOME OF MY READERS. I HAD A GREAT TIME YESTERDAY. SPENT TONS OF QUALITY TIME WITH CLOSE FRIENDS, AND THEIR FAMILIES. TO SOUND CHEESY, MY LOVE TANK IS PRETTY FULL ! BESIDES ACTING LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD, I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY WASHERS ! WHAT FUN ! I WILL BUILD A SET, SO WHEN YOU COME OVER, WE CAN PLAY.
THE CHILDREN RECEIVED MANY WONDERFUL TOYS. I AM SURE THEIR PARENTS REALLY MEAN IT WHEN THEY SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THOSE LOUD ASS TRIP HAZARDS.
TODAY FINDS ME RELAXING, THE GEN X VERSION OF CHILLIN'. I WENT TO MASS AT BEAUTIFUL ST PETER'S CHURCH IN DOWNTOWN MEMPHIS. A 150+ YEAR OLD DOMINICAN CHURCH FULL OF BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK !
THE MASS ENDED AND I WENT IN PEACE TO LOVE AND SERVE UP SOME BOILED SEAFOOD ! I MADE MY WAY TO TINY VIETNAM IN SEARCH OF SOME BLUES AND FRESH SWIMPS. I FOUND BOTH. OH, AND THE LITTLE MAN WAS THERE WITH HIS FRESH FRENCH BREAD, STILL HOT. SO SEXY A FOOD ! IF HE WASN'T A MAN, I MIGHT ASK FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE. TONIGHT WILL FIND ME ENJOYING SOME, AS THEY SAY IN GEORGIA, LOW COUNTRY FARE (LEARNED THAT TERM RECENTLY). OR, AS WE SAY, BOILED SEAFOOD. I HAVE SOME CRABS, SHRIMP, SAUSAGE, AND ASSORTED VEGGIES. IT'S BOILED, SO IT'S HEALTHY RIGHT ? WISH YOU WERE HERE !
BECAUSE I KNOW ALL OF YOU WERE WORRIED, I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I FINALLY FOUND A NAME FOR MY GPS. I WILL CALL HIM SAINT CHRISTOPHER, THE PATRON SAINT OF TRAVELERS. DUH. I HAD TO ASK ST AANNNNTOENEE FOR SOME HELP LAST WEEK, SO I FIGURED SINCE I WAS IN TOUCH LATELY, THAT I SHOULD HONOR OLD ST CHRIS WITH A LITTLE SOMTHIN SOMTHIN.
I HOPE ALL OF YOU ENJOY YOUR PALTRY DINNERS OF CREAM OF WHEAT, CEREAL, TACOS, LEFTOVERS, WHATEVER. I WISH YOU WERE ALL HERE WITH ME TO SHARE MY SHRIMP AND CRABS.
WITH LOVE,
CAPTAIN T REE (GOT A NEW HAT THAT PROVES IT!)
PS. WHY GHEE? NEXT TO KY JELLY, ASTROGLIDE, AND OTHER SUCH "LUBRICANTS", IT WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR GREASING UP THE HONEYMOON MOON BOUNCE ! AND IT TASTES GOOD. I WILL MAKE SURE THE LITTLE MAN BRINGS THE FRENCH BREAD TO THE WEDDING !
2 comments:
I don't know if I leanred much other than what Ghee is, but I laughed my ass off! Get bloggin' commin' buddy, it keeps us all laughin' and laughin is free meds for the soul!
I attended mass yesterday at St. Rose and listened to the beautiful sounds of the our Choir. They were rockin'! You need to join me one Sunday, it ain't the same as the Sat. drive through service!
Like you Fr. Sab is a wise beyond his years, an extermly smart man whos words touch my soul and make me want to be livin' right! Amen?
Please give Landon and Avery my belated birthday well wishes! I'm sure those parties helped to stimulate our poor econimic situation!
Love ya, Tom Cat. See ya soon!
I still need to get you some of those moon bouncin' pics :-)
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