WORD OF THE DAY - A NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE - COUGAR - older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or MILF. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
APPARENTLY MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS FULL OF THEM.
I RECENTLY PICKED UP A COPY OF THE SINGLES VERSION OF THE FIVE LANGUAGES OF LOVE.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT I KNEW MINE, BUT I WAS WRONG.
THE FIVE LANGUAGES ARE:
WORDS OF AFFECTION
ACTS OF SERVICE
QUALITY TIME
GIFTS
PHYSICAL TOUCH
AFTER REVIEWING THIS VOLUME, I LEARNED MUCH ABOUT MYSELF. YOU CAN BE MORE THAN ONE.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT MY NUMBER 1 WAS PHYSICAL TOUCH (OR AS BECKS WOULD SAY, I'M A RED).
BUT I THINK IT IS ACTUALLY MY NUMBER 4.
I AM DEFINITELY A QUALITY TIME LOVER. I LOVE TO DO THINGS WITH PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT. NOT JUST HANG OUT, BUT FISH, PLAY GOLF, MOVIES, BOWLING, COOKING, TRAVELING, ETC. TO BE ABLE TO SHARE SOMETHING THAT YOU ENJOY IS THE BEST THING SINCE STUFFED CRAB PO-BOYS.
IF I REALLY HAVE THE "HOTS" FOR A FEMALE, I WILL TRY TO TAKE HER FISHING AND SHOW HER MY HOMETOWN. IF SHE LIKES THE EXPERIENCE, THEN THINGS CAN MOVE FORWARD. IF NOT, THEN BEST TO MOVE ON. NOT TO SAY THAT I EXPECT HER TO START LOOKING FOR A CAMP ON GRAND ISLE IMMEDIATELY, BUT IF SHE ENJOYS A COASTAL FISHING VACATION, THEN SHE'S WORTH A 2ND LOOK. WHEN YOU LOSE EVERYTHING MATERIAL, EXPERIENCES LIKE THIS KEEP YOU GOING. NOONE CAN EVER TAKE AWAY WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART AND BRAIN.
AS SOME OF YOU KNOW, IT IS VERY HARD FOR ME TO LET PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR ME. I HAVE BEEN ON MY OWN SO LONG, IT IS DIFFICULT TO LET SOMEONE "SERVE" ME. I HAVE TO WORK ON THIS FOR FUTURE RELATIONSHIPS. PEOPLE LIKE TO DO THINGS FOR YOU NOT BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT YOU ARE HELPLESS, OR THAT YOU ARE IN NEED, BUT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO. I ALWAYS SAY, IF A WOMAN WANTS ME TO FALL IN LOVE, INVITE ME OVER FOR A SPAGHETTI DINNER (MEAT WITH RED GRAVY. NO MEATBALLS PLEASE) AND A BUNCH OF GARLIC BREAD. (I GUESS THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL BEING EASY). I EXTREMELY LIKE WORDS OF AFFECTION. I LIKE TO BE TOLD THAT I AM GOOD, THAT I AM DOING THINGS RIGHT. IN RETURN, I NEED TO EXPRESS IN WORDS MY DEEP FELT GRATITUDE TOWARDS THOSE I LOVE IN MY LIFE. SOME PHYSICAL TOUCH (OR AS WE SAY, A LITTLE BUMP N GRIND IS ALWAYS NICE) BUT ONE DAY THAT WILL GO. I CANNOT IMAGINE TWO PEOPLE BEING TOGETHER WHEN NEITHER ONE CARES ABOUT PHYSICAL TOUCH (BOO !!!). FOR ME, LAST ARE DEFINITELY GIFTS. THEY ARE THINGS THAT CAN BE TAKEN AWAY. HOWEVER, I HAVE COME TO REALIZE THAT MOST YOUNG LADIES ENJOY GIFTS VERY MUCH. NOT DIAMONDS AND MINKS NECESSARILY, BUT A LITTLE HAPPY IS GOOD EVERY NOW AND THEN TO SHOW THEM THAT YOU CARE (GUYS, CHOCOLATE AND FLOWERS ARE GOOD IDEAS).
I AM KIND OF IN A BREAK IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW, WHICH IS GIVING ME SOME TIME TO REFLECT ON MYSELF AND THOSE AROUND ME. IT IS AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN LEARN WHEN YOU STEP BACK AND LOOK !
I HAVE ALOT TO WORK ON, BUT I AM IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. AT LEAST I REALIZE THAT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
SO, I CHALLENGE EACH OF YOU TO EXAMINE WHAT YOUR LANGUAGE IS, AND THE LANGUAGE OF THOSE AROUND YOU. IT WILL MAKE US ALL BETTER PEOPLE.
GOOD NIGHT, WITH A DEEP INSIGHT INTO T REE !
3 comments:
Please look up the spelling of "neither". Pretty deep there tonight, son. These kind of blogs make Mama's worry that their babies are okay. Maybe it was just a bad day and you know we have had plenty in the last 15 years, half of your life. We did come out okay but I think that you lost your FISHING BOAT because of the stock market. Sorry, but things like my nursing home have to come first. Of course, there is always something that would be undetectible. (SP) What is MILF or whatever the initials were? Don't know that one. Can't believe you actually used Cougar as your word of the day. Good thing Granny doesn't have a computer!!!! Love ya much and keep a smile on that beautiful face, Mama
Tee Ree,
Do you think it would be possible to be all 5? I think I am. Based on your mother's comment posted last night I think a great future blog subject might be: Can mama's boys from the Bay ever really love another woman. Good news, the answer is yes! However,it is a very difficult balancing act!
Tommy, you have so much to offer. I hope you find someone special to share your life with. Watch out, you never know when she is comming!
Dear friend, once again I find myself thinking two things> First I wish this damn comment page had spell check and two you are wise beyond your years!
I will dance at your wedding, Tommy, and I am glad your my pal!
Herbert
P.S. I still am shocked to find out that Chad puts smell good on downstairs!
I need to read that book. I think mine two are quality time and physical touch. Maybe I'm wrong though.
Love cougar and MILF. That 's what I consider myself. But maybe I'm just the bloated old horn-meister! :)
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