MY THANKSGIVING CHERRY !

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WORD OF THE DAY - (FOR HD) - Melius tarde quam numquam - Latin for better late than never.

AS WE ALL KNOW, THURSDAY IS THANKSGIVING. DO YOU THINK EARLY CELEBRANTS STARTING GROCERY SHOPPING THE WEEK BEFORE? DO YOU THINK THEY WERE BOMBARDED WITH CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND DECOR IN OCTOBER? JC ! THIS IS RIDICULOUS ! I MEAN REALLY. LET'S PUT THE NATIVITY SCENE AND THE BABY JESUS RIGHT NEXT TO A HIDEOUS AND SLUTTY HANNAH MONTANA HALLOWEEN COSTUME ????? WHY DON'T WE DRESS MARY IN IT FOR THE NATIVITY SCENE ? THAT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE. JOSEPH COULD BE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. OH, AND THE WISE MEN. HA! JONAS BROTHERS OF COURSE. I AM SORRY TO BITCH, BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO WAITING UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING TO BREAK OUT CHRISTMAS. IF WAL-MART HAD IT AT HALLOWEEN, HOBBY LOBBY AND THEM PROBABLY PUT THEIR STUFF OUT ON JULY 5TH ! IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE FINDING THE DAMN CRANBERRY SAUCE WITHOUT HAVING TO DIG THROUGH WRAPPING PAPER AND GARLAND. %^&* ! NEXT YEAR I THINK I WILL JUST GO TO THE PAULA DEEN BUFFETT IN TUNICA.
WITH ALL THAT SAID, I WILL GET OVER IT.
I AM REALLY THANKFUL TO BE DOING MY FIRST THANKSGIVING AT MY OWN HOME. I REALLY DO NEED TO FIND A GOOD WOMAN TO HELP ME OUT WITH ALL THIS THOUGH. WHEW ! GIVES ME ANOTHER WHOLE NEW APPRECIATION FOR FAMILY MATRIARCHS.
WENT TO MASS ON SUNDAY WITH MY MAMA. CHURCH WAS FULL, BUT I WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK FINDING A SUITABLE COMPANION AT A BUSY NURSING HOME (I KNOW THAT I AM THERE FOR JESUS, BUT I STILL LOOK). AT LEAST THERE I MIGHT CATCH SOMEONE'S 20-30 SOMETHING NIECE DROPPING OF PRUNES OR SOMETHING.
ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING ! TOMORROW EVENING WILL FIND ME BOOZIN' IT UP OVER THE STOVE (YES !!!!!) IF YOU CALL, IT MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME TO GET BACK WITH YOU BETWEEN CASSEROLES !
T REE